(Funny, Arbitrary Questions)

Q: What is your blood type?
A: No idea.

Q: Who are you?
A: Wavejumper.

Q: Errm... What the Scallops?
A: Please stop, nobody thinks that's funny anymore. I'm talking to you, Garret.
(Garret will not be amused, but maybe he'll stop making this joke)

Q: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
A: Telekinesis.

Q: How many kicks does it take to get to the center of a wavejumper?
A: The world may never know. (If they did, that would be bad, I can't let the world know)

A: No, because my gpu gave up.

Q: What computer do you reccomend?
A: Buy any laptop that runs windows xp or later. Install linux to taste. Download an old version of blender. Or just build a COSMAC elf.

Q:Why did you create this website?
A: This website was brought to you by:
My diminishing sanity,
a healthy knowledge of programming.,
and most of all, Viewers Like You!